Good Eats: Man Attacks Wife With Sandwich & Gets Jail Time

LOL! A 50-year-old Nebraska man has been accused of attacking his wife with a sandwich. Larry Spurling of Melbeta, Neb., was arrested late Sunday for disturbing the peace after he allegedly pushed his wife down and rubbed a sandwich in her face. Now that’s “Good Eats.”

“The woman told deputies that Spurling had become irate for “making him live in the county” and “being bored since there is no place for him to walk.”

She said that the argument went on for some time, during which Spurling drank three 24-oz cans of Natty Daddy, a malt liquor with 8 percent alcohol content.

The woman told deputies that she “got tired” of the argument and made herself a sandwich and went to a bedroom.”